Our religion does not and cannot tell you anything about the simulation overlords. Which means to work out how to appease them, you need to at least get an idea in your head. One possibility that I strongly lean towards is that there are 5th-dimensional beings watching over us. They can see us, but we cannot see beyond our three-dimensions. Well, not ordinarily…
A curious feature of DMT trips is the incredibly similar experiences the psychonauts have. Stage one is a kaleidoscope of multi-coloured insane geometries (possibly the 4th physical dimension) and a greeting from a cartoonish character, often like an elf or jester. They might remember you from last time. This is the Waiting Room
If you “pass the test”, then you go down some corridors and “you encounter powerful, independent entities that communicate without words and show you profound secrets.”
If you pass that test then you get the supreme experience of having your body probed and then torn apart by giant praying mantises.
That sounds like so much fun, but also, possibly, maybe, these are our simulation overlords – I would like to go into that state seeking just that sort of information.
Clearly DMT is not for beginners. From what I have read, for many people, it is absolute terror. Even if there are no lingering effects, few people would choose that.
I’m thinking that there are two practice drugs to be experienced with first. Psilocybin (via magic mushrooms) is the beginner trip. Although dosage can be a bit tricky, you should be able to start off light and after a few goes have the full experience.
Next up is LSD. Again, dosage matters, but this time it is very measurable. Keep having trips (at least one week off between each) of greater dosages until you have some bad experience – it typically won’t last too long, although trips last many hours. Then you will know how well you handled it. This is important!
Then DMT. Then DMTx, the prolonged experience which is very expensive and requires a dedicated facility and expert staff.
Here I am noting down some ideas for how to I could achieve this entire journey (from Australia).
Retreats
These are all where it is technically legal. For example, in Colorado natural psychedelics are legal for personal use, but not to sell. So the retreat gifts it to you. They are at risk, not you.
Eleusinia (Mexico) – Luxury All-Inclusive Psilocybin and DMT Retreat Program – from $5,250 USD for 5 days
Center for Medicinal Mindfulness (Colorado) – Psilocybin (from $1800) and DMT (from $8995)
The DMTx Program (Colorado) – They only do DMTx, starting at $8,995 USD for 1 session
Eleusis (Caribbean) – Andrew Gallimore is involved, he invented DMTx. This is clearly the best choice if you can afford it, starting at $9500 USD for 2 session. But 3 is probably better and costs quite a lot more, from $18,500
DIY
Make DMT yourself? It naturally occurs in many plants, and all of them are legal to grow. The process seems a bit daunting for anyone not used to chemistry, but it achievable at home. Instructions.
If you start with magic mushrooms, they might grow locally. But make sure, 100% certain, you pick the right mushroom and not one that will kill you!
The other option of course is to buy from your local dealer, or online on the dark web.
Ideally know someone who takes these, and leverage off of them!